Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... if I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice
gube: oneplusone: somebody tried to drown me, and that is where. is this near roosevelt? like past it or something?! cause i think someone tried to drown me there too xD  didnt u take me there to smokey?

gube:

oneplusone:

somebody tried to drown me, and that is where.

is this near roosevelt? like past it or something?! cause i think someone tried to drown me there too xD

 didnt u take me there to smokey?


florencio: nocturnus: (via snusk)  booty butt cheeks!

florencio:

nocturnus:

(via snusk)

 booty butt cheeks!


eyeknowiloveyoubetter:

i am literally STUCK in my house

 use them lil rodent teeth you have and knaw your way out!

(via gube) war kittens?! no, cute lil fluffy ones

(via gube)

war kittens?!

no, cute lil fluffy ones


florencio: the dark knight: LOAD cover by *strongstuff on deviantART

florencio:

the dark knight: LOAD cover by *strongstuff on deviantART

my cock is this long
my cock is this long

so there’s some person named pure cream whos following me(scary enough)

and so i look on his/her/its page and there’s noods

i think this person wants noodies of me

GET IN LINE BUCKO!

crimsonpurity: lol super sperm must be uber painful when he finally cums  owie

crimsonpurity:

lol super sperm must be uber painful when he finally cums

 owie


fawkin cool!
fawkin cool!

who knew math was delicous
who knew math was delicous